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I Think I've Figured It Out

Posted on Wednesday, July 23, 2008 at 11:52AM by Registered CommenterCulture of Contact in | CommentsPost a Comment

An exclusive sneak peak at the new issue of UFO Magazine!


by Nancy Birnes

I’ve often wondered what I’m doing here. Why this particular magazine at this particular time? I’ve never seen a UFO nor a ghost nor a chupacabra nor a leprechaun nor an alien. Nothing out of the ordinary, ever.

 Significantly, I’ve also never wanted to see any of the above, not at all. I have a lot of curiosity about things and I’m not a dullard, but I’m also not insane. I have no desire to shatter my reality into a thousand shimmering facets as the result of seeing—knowing—that I’m face to face with the truly weird.

No thank you.

Now, as you can imagine, I get letters, phone calls, and emails every single day that are full of the finest accounts of sightings and wonderment. My mailbox is stuffed with manuscripts and books and DVDs just brimming with really interesting accounts of high strangeness, told in careful, loving detail.

People stop me on the street and tell me their stories. Not a day goes by that I don’t hear something that makes me question the very foundations of everything I’ve ever been taught in school. Young mothers see shadowy creatures skittering across their living room rugs; sober middle-aged men call with reports of flying craft so big and so close that they could count the rivets on the undercarriage.

I listen, and I expand my mental filing system. Always expanding. Categories and subcategories created on the spot to contain each person’s account because if a person is telling the truth, then you have to find a place for that truth. That truth has to exist. Because all we have, in the end, are each other’s stories.

This is a critical point. We have our own reality and we have the stories that are told to us.

Let’s put aside, for the moment, all the stuff we’re told that we know isn’t true. We tolerate it, and it’s pretty awful, really. It’s most of the information that flows around us: TV stuff, bad novels, politicians, billboards, health-club workers, junk mail, recipes for low-fat cupcakes … so many promises, so few rewards. It’s heavy traffic full of bus fumes and we know not to inhale.

You’re probably not going to die from those fumes, but you will get sicker and sicker if that’s all you take in. You’ve got to occasionally step away from the canned and electronic info packaging and get out into the fresh air with a friend. You can trust your friend, or she wouldn’t be your friend, right?

Now, when it comes to something as important as the material we handle in this magazine, I have to tell you that real care must be taken to preserve the truthy freshness of the product here. I personally squeeze each and every article and constantly check for soft spots and rot. For the most part, you can trust what you read in these pages. The articles and columns either come from people I know and believe, or the sum total of my mental file system supports a new writer’s premise, and you will not be hurt if you make room for it in your own mental file cabinet.

Given its relative importance, there are surprisingly few periodicals devoted to this area of thought and even fewer TV programs. It’s probably the most important topic you’ll tackle in your lifetime, but you’re basically on your own with it. There is no AMA, CDC, or Good Housekeeping Seal of Approval. Yet.

If you’re reading this magazine, you’ve either seen a UFO or an alien personally, or you’ve heard about these things from an honest friend or from a source you can trust. The folks who are seeing and experiencing strange things are wired to do so, I believe. Either through luck or fate or practice or chemicals, their brains receive sensations that the rest of us do not. Some people are born that way and some people desperately want to be that way; either way, they are the ones with the experiences.

But it’s more than just mere wiring. There has to be intent. You have to want it; you have to accept it. And then, importantly, you have to be able to talk about it to others. If two drunken fools stumbling back from the pub encounter a fairy ring, the one who talks about it is the one who makes it real. It didn’t happen unless you hear about it.

The better the storyteller, the more likely it will happen again. Potent seeds are planted, just as potent as the brew that gets passed from hand to sweaty hand in the middle of the night. Eventually, as you can imagine, you might see.

I think this is the reason the sightings change with the centuries and the cultures. We are manifesting as surely as we are distinguishing. Switch a Manhattan bicycle courier dodging cabs with an Amazonian teenager hunting mushrooms and both will be frightened, blinded, and crippled until they carefully relearn and see what’s right in front and beside them.

So here’s what I think is going on: All the high strangeness is really really there, but most people are not wired to see it. Yet. The ones who are wired are fragile and critical to the reality equation because they have to be able to withstand and then, ideally, to report.

If they have too much voltage and too little stamina, they can go insane from the stress. If they only saw something once and it was a fluke, they might become unrepentant liars trying and rekindle the power.

But our reality depends on their stories, and depending on the quality of their storytelling, the story will live and breed and grow in strength until it’s real. That’s how the world is made. I think.

So, there I was, gazing out the window earlier this evening, looking up at the sky, wondering if UFOs are real and wondering why I never see them and how we could get more readers … when it came to me in a blinding flash.

If you want a big audience, you have to stop wondering and start declaring. Churches never wonder; they know. They know you don’t, and they know you want to. Churches are mobbed with members, unlike MUFON, which isn’t.

So, If you’re wondering about UFOs and other high strangeness, you’ve come to the right place. They are all here. And that’s the truth. UFO

The Seven Year Switch

Posted on Wednesday, April 30, 2008 at 09:16AM by Registered CommenterCulture of Contact in | CommentsPost a Comment

It is said that we create a new body for ourselves every seven years. Eyelashes sloughed and corpuscle exchanged, we accrete a whole new chassis to contain our hopes and dreams. I am writing this blog a little past halfway through that seven-year switch.

If you're following along at home, you start from your birth year and note each seventh year. You'll probably see your own pattern of falling in and out of love, leaving one state for another, or losing a job only to find your mission. Very strange. I'm sure our brains know when it's time to go.

And so as I write this blog, I happen to be the editor of UFO Magazine. It's been a hard labor of love for, hmmm, let's see ... 2003 ... going on five years now. I feel totally committed to it, wonderfully overwhelmed. Soaking in it, as they used to say in an old commercial for housewives many bodies ago. However, I think about 2010 a lot, which is why I agreed to actually write for real here.

How in the world does any sane person approach this insane topic? And how do you make any sense out of it? Of all the topics possible, this one is the most dangerous. I mean it. I have been a writer forever and a reporter way back when the letters were formed out of molten metal and I have tackled many a hobby, but there is nothing like this. Seriously nothing. How can you report something that doesn't exist? How long can you smirk?

Yeah, it's the biggest story of our lifetime, but only losers bother with it. Or so we're told. And at the end of 2003, I entered the cave. I give myself another two-three years before I change my mind, literally. Hello, fellow spelunkes. We are going deep.